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But the problem is kuna jagawalgwala mana tunani. Eh mana, sai mu rasa batun wa za mu kama.

A karatun dai an ce mana ‘namiji ba dan goyo bane’ amma wani in ya zo shi sai ya goyaki yayi ta jijjige, wani kuma in ya lallaba kika goyashi sai kiga har beautifying bayan yayi saboda kirki da iya soyayya. Shi kuwa Mallam Wane mai kama da mutanen kirki yana zuwa zaki cafe shi ki goya, amma da ya sami waje sai ya gasa miki cizo. Ayi ayi ya sauko yaki saukowa, karshe sai an hada da taron dangi kafin a sauke miki shi.

A wani karatun kuma biya mana akayi aka ce ā€˜maza tabarmar ā€˜kaya’ ba za a nade ba kuma ba a isa a zauna a kai ba.

Ba wannan kadai ba; sai ace mana maza sun fi son mace kamila. Sai ki tattaro natsuwarki kin kame kanki sai ya rabu dake ya auri wata me rangwamen natsuwa. Ko kuma ya aureki amma ya koma yana bin watsattsu a waje.

Ga kyau, ga ilimin ga kuma tarbiyya amma sai a barta kama o’o.

Wasu lokutan muna rasa yanda zamuyi da ku fa; kwalliya, girki, tsaftar, nutsuwa duka mun hada amma ku rufe ido ku ki gani.

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Matan aji ku gyara zama, let’s take some notes. Masu aure su sami na gyara aure, ā€˜yan mata kuma duk ku gyara a samu ayi wuf da ku.

Mazan aji come out and tell us the secret.

What is it that you want in a woman? What is that thing that a woman will do that will immediately sweep you off your feet? What should a woman do to get your attention and keep it?

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Fatima
ā€œAh this long queue, abegā€ I said as I approached the ATM beside our house.
I stood for a few minutes, ā€œwhen will it come to my turn, gaskiya Banda lokaci let me be goingā€ I said to my self as I took my leave
. ā€œHello come and go before meā€ called out a young man. I turned
ā€œAh thank youā€ I quickly ran in front of him as the people in the queue grumbled.
Thank you I said with a big smile.
You are welcome he said.
To be frank with you I didn’t give him a second look, I withdrew my money, thanked him and I was on my way.
He quickly followed me.
ā€œI didn’t catch your name missā€
ā€œI didn’t throw itā€ I said.
Haba now this is not how you respond to your knight in shining armour
Knight keā€ i let out a loud laugh
ā€œOk what’s your name at least, do you mind if I drop you?ā€ He asked.
ā€œMy house is down the road so don’t worry and yes my name is Fatimaā€
ā€œOh you see this is meant to be, you have my momā€s name, can I call you mama na?ā€
ā€œWell you can call me Ummi, that’s what my family call me ā€ I said.
ā€œCan I see your phoneā€ he asked
ā€œwhyā€ I asked as I looked at my shattered screen. I quickly hid it with my veil.
I want to dial my number, so you can have my number, you need me in your lifeā€ He said with a smirk
ā€œIs that what you say to every girlā€ I asked
ā€œNo just the ones I likeā€ he said
ā€˜Let me goā€
I wouldn’t let you go until you give me your number or instagram handle or snapā€ he said smiling
For the first time we locked eyes, I felt some electric surge down my body, he is a fine man I ain’t got lie.
ā€œ08134435581, can I go now?ā€
ā€œWait now, haba mana ummi naā€
ā€œUmmin ka? You are such a charmer just now now I am your ummi?ā€ I asked with a smile.
ā€œYo da ta waceceā€
Tun da kinki na rage miki hanya shi ke nan. He opened his car and started the ignition.
Suddenly my phone rang.
ā€œAren’t you going to pick that? Mijin ki na kira baza ki dauka baā€ he said with a broad smile and drove off
Omo wetting be this, this guy wan carry me go where I no know!!!

Ahmed.
Hello, ya how far kana ina? I asked as I placed a call to jibrilla
Jibrilla is my best fried and my partner in crime.
ā€œGuy I just met the girl of my dreamsā€
ā€œPlease free me, I don’t have energy for your dreams or your girlsā€ he said
ā€œWalahi this girl is what I want, exactly fa komai da komai ā€œ I said.
ā€œ Yanzu dai where are you, are you in the officeā€
ā€œNo walahi Baba sent me to Senator Rufai’s office to drop some documents, on my way as we speak, lets just meet later at the spotā€ he said
ā€œBa matsala, see you laterā€ I said
Just then I realised I forgot to withdraw the money that made me stop at the ATM in the first place. Shit!!!!

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